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? It seems today that all you see ?

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? Is violence in movies and sex on TV ?

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? But where are those good
old-fashioned values ?

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? On which we used to rely? ?

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? Lucky there's a family guy ?

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? Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ?

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? All the things that make us ?

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? Laugh and cry ?

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? He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ?

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- Synced and corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Good morning, Peter.
Hope you enjoyed sleeping in.

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Oh, there's no sleeping in
when you're an alcoholic, Lois.

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You just never go to sleep.

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Happy Valentine's Day, honey.

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You actually remembered
it was Valentine's Day.

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Of course I did.

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Look, I know in years past,

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I haven't always been the
most thoughtful partner.

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I'm often self-centered,
confuse my words, and shellfish.

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But I love you today and every day.

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You are our family's rock,

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which is why I got you this.

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Oh, jewelry.

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Like in a commercial.

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A Pedalton?

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Okay, can I talk to you upstairs
for a near-the-vent argument?

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How dare you buy me something
that suggests I need exercise!

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This is a loud way to say thank you.

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Anybody have Valentine's
Day in the divorce pool?

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- That would be Meg.
- Boom, boom, boom.

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Picked a holiday. Smart. She's smart.

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I just thought you'd like it.
I saw it on The Today Show.

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Second hour with Hoda and Savannah

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or third hour with the nonsense people?

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- Second hour.
- Where is it?

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Good morning.

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I'm your instructor, Cody Spraytan.

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Are you ready to pedal so
hard your periods go away?

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Yes! It's not healthy,
but it's convenient.

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Now we're gonna sprint

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while I tell a distracting
personal story

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about how I almost met Adam Levine.

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It's 2016. It's Vegas.

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I'm coming off a horrible breakup.

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First pool party in,

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I see who I think is a
dirty man with tattoos,

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and I'm like, "Ugh."

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But then I'm like, "Wait a minute."

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Huh, I think I'll try a
scenic ride this morning.

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Let's see. Uh, California Coastline,

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Gardens of Singapo...

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Oh, The Tour De Franz.

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Pull over here. Let's get a sausage.

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We just started, Dennis.

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I once watched a squirrel
get hit by a car right here,

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and I saw one get hit
by a truck over there.

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Yeah, you've seen a lot of squirrels

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get hit by a lot of things.

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There are a lot of stupid squirrels.

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Shouldn't you be wearing bike shorts

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- instead of jean shorts?
- Eh, shorts are shorts.

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Oh, hey, there's a stop sign coming.

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Give it the finger and ride through.

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Bite me!

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This isn't very fun. When are we done?

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We ride until my ass falls out.

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It's already out.

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Then we're done.

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What the hell?

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You're not taking this from me, bitch.

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Suck it, Bon.

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I hope that mascara burns your eyes out.

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How's that cheap wine headache?

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Go roll in dirt, you pig.

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Your hair dye stinks!

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- Tell your daughter...
- Tell your son

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- to stop watching me change!
- ... to stop watching me change!

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Peter, go cut her power!

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Oh, someone's in here.

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Whoa, did we get that
European exchange student

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I saw on TikTok?

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Hey, little man.

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Lois?

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But you're... you're... hot.

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All right, everyone out.

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I got a soupy keister.

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Wow, Mom. You are looking fit.

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Yeah, you're ripped.

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You look like Madonn...

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You want to say that again?

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Who do I look like?

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The mom from Modern Family.

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That's right. Julie Bowen.

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That's the appropriate answer.

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What do you think of Lois's new look?

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I say this in the most
respectful way possible,

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but don't you think
she looks a little...

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- mannish?
- Mannish. Yeah, awesome, right?

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Yeah, I got to say,
Peter, I love that bike.

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Hey, maybe you should
give it a try, huh?

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No way. Name one cool
person who rides a bike.

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Kermit the Fro...

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Okay, skinny legs, here I come.

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Good morning. Are you ready to sweat?

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- I woke up sweating.
- Okay, let's climb this hill!

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I want to impress you,

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but also see if I can peek
down your sports bra.

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Ow! Ow! Ow! My balls.

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No, the other ones.

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Did you hear that?

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- I think Peter hurt his balls.
- I didn't hear anything.

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Hmm. Must have been at a
frequency only dogs can hear.

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Excuse me, I have to go bark.

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So, what do you think
happened to my voice, Doc?

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Peter, I'm afraid you suffered
something called Pedalton Balls.

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Here's a video explaining everything.

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Hi, I'm Oliver Platt,

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here to talk to you
about Pedalton Balls,

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a painful condition where your testicles

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get lodged next to your voice box.

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It's actually part of a
long list of ailments

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that fat guys suffer when
they try to exercise.

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These include Trapped Fart Disorder,

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Jump Rope Tangles,

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Push-Up Butt,

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Sock-Skin Foot and Jog Fog,

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where your sweat condenses
into a functioning cloud.

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But don't worry.
With the help of gravity,

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Pedalton Balls will clear itself.

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While you're waiting,

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check out my 1993 medium
hit The Three Musketeers,

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because I only do movies

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with titles that are also candy bars.

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Isn't there anything I can do

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to help my voice get
back to normal faster?

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I don't know, I just
like putting on videos.

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I guess try doing something
with a lot of needless standing?

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All rise.

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Before we start communion,

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we have a few church announcements.

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First off, I'm seeing a
lot of AirPods in ears,

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so let's get that under control.

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Secondly, all hymns
now identify as "they."

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And, of course, "amen" is now "athem."

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Athem.

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Athem.

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Stewie, how would you like to go

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to a Mommy and Me class
with me tomorrow, huh?

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They haven't seen my new look yet,

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and I feel like I need a win in
front of the Range Rover mom.

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Are you asking me out on a date?

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Well, I'm gonna have to get waxed first.

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I want you to make it look like Caillou.

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- The Body of Christ.
- Thank you, Father.

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Your voice. It's pristine.

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You know, one of our altar
boys called in sick today.

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How would you like to fill
in for him in the choir?

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Well, okay.

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But only if God will kill a bunch
of babies for no reason.

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That's not a problem.

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God does that a lot in the Bible.

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? To Jesus Christ, our sovereign king ?

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? Who is the world's salvation. ?

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They're falling asleep out there.

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We got to kick this up a notch.

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- Follow my lead.
- We don't know who you are.

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? Tragedy ?

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? When church is lame and you
miss the game, it's a tragedy ?

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? When your bum goes
numb from kneeling some ?

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? It's a tragedy. ?

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Wow, that was amazing!

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How would you like to be a
regular member of the choir?

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I'll do it, buddy, under one condition:

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we shake like that epic handshake meme.

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You got a deal, buddy.

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Everyone, let's take out
our drums for drum circle.

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You ready to play again? Me, too.

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My refraction period is very short.

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I finish fast, but I can go a lot.

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Some people prefer that.

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A good refractor.

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Now let me do you.

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Is everyone watching?

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Are they impressed with
how quickly I refracted?

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? He died for us, he died for us ?

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? He died for us, he died for us ?

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? He died for us, he died for us ?

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? He died for us, he died for us ?

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? In the Bible, the holy Bible ?

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? Messiah sleeps tonight. ?

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That was wonderful, Peter.

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Way better than our previous choir

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who killed half our
congregation during COVID.

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You really think you
can just come in here

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- and steal our spotlight?
- Aw, Spotlight.

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Yeah, before you came, I was wrist-deep

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in every old lady's casserole.

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Now I'm lucky if I get just a
sniff of an old lady's casserole.

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I like this story.

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If you knew what was good
for you, you'd quit right now.

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I'm not quitting.

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And I'm not gonna be bullied
by some noodle-armed kids.

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Hey, we're tough Catholic kids.
We've been assaulted

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by an army of older brothers
and sisters our entire lives.

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You ever have an older
sister sit on your head

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for an entire Notre Dame football game?

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- Because I have.
- Hey, Peter,

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what did the kneeling
apparatus say to the ankle?

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"Pew."

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I'm your rides home, guys.

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Okay, I'm gonna go heat
up your bottle, Stewie.

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I'll be right back.

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Hey, how was your "date"?

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It's still going.

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I'm pretty close to done with this.

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When we parked the car,

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she did that thing where she leaned over

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and unbuckled me from my car seat.

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And she took a little extra time

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fishing around for that
bottom safety belt.

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You know what that means.

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- Please stop.
- The only downside is she has kids.

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But I said I'm cool with it, and
whoosh, the doors flew open.

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That's a little tip.
I've got a little tip, too.

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Yes?

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- What?
- Someone did...

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- I'm here now. What is it?
- Oh.

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Uh, n-no, I was using that
to punctuate my sentences.

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Don't do that. I walked very
far thinking I'd get a carrot.

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Very far.

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There's no carrots, guys.

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So, this is my place.

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I'm living with my parents right
now, which isn't preferred,

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but they always keep
yogurt in the fridge,

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so that's pretty tight.

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All right, good night, Stewie.

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I had a really nice day with you.

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Wait, that's it?

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You're leaving? I thought...

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Oh, my little buddy.

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You're upset. Okay, okay,
I'll tell you what.

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You can sleep with Mommy in
the big bed tonight, okay?

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The big bed?

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Well, Rupert, don't wait up,
'cause I'm gonna be...

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Father, can I talk to you for a minute?

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Peter, come in. What's on your mind?

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It's just I really like singing here.

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I finally found a way I can
positively contribute in church.

259
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But the other choirboys hate me.

260
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You know, a wise man once said,

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"The thing about humanity is that
we get stronger with adversity."

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Who said that? Jesus?

263
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,960
No, it was Justin Bieber's
dad on Twitter.

264
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The answer to pretty much all of
life's questions are on Twitter.

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Try there.

266
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So you're not gonna help me?

267
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,280
Oh, I'm not allowed
to talk to kids alone.

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Not because of anything I did.

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It was, you know,
all the other dingbats.

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Well, I guess I'm on my own, then.

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Oh, no, you're not.

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Jesus?

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I am here to help you with your problem.

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You're gonna help me win an Emmy?

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Whoa, no, no, no. Your choir problem.

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There's some things not even I can do.

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- Maybe you can ask your dad?
- I'm not gonna ask my dad.

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Uh-oh, someone better call Noah,

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because I think one of his
hippos fell off the ark.

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Bible burn.

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Come on, guys. I came
here to make peace.

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And I brought someone with me
who I think you'll listen to:

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Jesus Christ.

284
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That's not Jesus. Why's he so tan?

285
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Yeah, everyone knows that
Jesus was Paul Bettany pale.

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Guys, it's really me.

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Now, let's talk about
the power of forgiveness

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while I lean on my own knee.

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Ew, look at his toenails.

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They're so long and yellow.

291
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They keep growing after you die, okay?

292
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You guys are supposed to listen to me.

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Hey, want to know what my
favorite book of the Bible is?

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The Old Testes-ment.

295
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That's not how you say it.

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They're gonna kick you in the schnutz.

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Those kids are really mean.

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Well, we're taking a new approach.

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You're gonna beat the crap out of them,

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and I'm gonna help you do it.

301
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But would I be the first person

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to be violent to someone else
in the name of Jesus Christ?

303
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:09,033
No, that's kind of
religion's whole deal.

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Morning. Sorry if I'm
walking a little funny.

305
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,710
Crazy night.

306
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:23,370
Hey, so don't tell anybody,
but I slept with Lois last night.

307
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,780
Who are you gonna tell? Chris?

308
00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:26,880
You can tell Chris.

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I don't know what you
think you're doing,

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but it's not what you
think you're doing.

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Look, all I know is I woke up sideways

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on the other end of the
bed from where I started.

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But tonight is the night.

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It is going down.

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00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,820
- What is?
- It.

316
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:42,920
- What's "it"?
- Capital "I," capital "T."

317
00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:45,099
- That's still nothing.
- Turn on Kenny Loggins,

318
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,480
- because "This Is It."
- What?

319
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,240
The IT department called,

320
00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:51,240
and they asked for a lot of RAM.

321
00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:52,639
Well, that one kind of makes sense.

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00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,570
After tonight, Cousin It isn't
gonna be the only one

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- covered in hair.
- Okay, nope. I'm out.

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00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,460
Gonna go finish my
coffee in the sunroom.

325
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,060
Chris was FaceTiming
with a foot in there.

326
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,000
I'm gonna just call it
a day. Go to sleep.

327
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,320
Dogs can just do that.

328
00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:15,475
Does anyone know how to send
athlete's foot spray to Romania?

329
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,650
All right, that's all of 'em.

330
00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:26,569
Good. Now go refill all the holy water.

331
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:27,580
What am I doing here?

332
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,040
Stow the hymnals, dust the altar.

333
00:16:30,050 --> 00:16:31,700
I'm supposed to be training to fight,

334
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,480
and you're having me clean the church.

335
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,860
Show me "Sign of the Cross."

336
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,415
No. Really show me.

337
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,962
Now show me "Stow the Hymnals."

338
00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:50,000
Oh, you've been teaching
me this whole time.

339
00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:51,820
I love these scenes.

340
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,514
Now show me "Book of Mark."

341
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,433
Ow! I didn't do the reading ones.

342
00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:05,692
Tonight is the night, Rupert.

343
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,000
She's gonna be here any minute,

344
00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:08,940
and I need everything to be perfect.

345
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,600
You finally get to watch,
you little freak.

346
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,460
Oh, well, look at you, Mr. Sleepyhead.

347
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:19,940
Mind if I join you?

348
00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:21,499
Don't mind at all.

349
00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:26,838
Wait. Where's that rippling hot bod?

350
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,540
Oh, it feels good to have
my old body back.

351
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,870
I used that Pedalton for three days.

352
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,670
They said that was a world record.

353
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,139
And I am out of here.

354
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:39,420
No, you can't still watch.

355
00:17:39,430 --> 00:17:41,352
There's nothing to watch.
It's not happening.

356
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,531
We told you to get lost, Griffin.

357
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,220
I did get lost.

358
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,035
In the power of Christ.

359
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:01,039
Go get him, boys.

360
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,580
Looks like someone learned how to fight.

361
00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:16,740
Yeah, I did a whole Karate Kid thing.

362
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,780
What's that? I'm only allowed
to watch Kirk Cameron movies.

363
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,768
Aw, you poor dude.

364
00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:43,540
Just give up already.

365
00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:44,916
You're finished.

366
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:54,470
Finish him.

367
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:07,780
Yeah! Eat cross!

368
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,700
- You did it, Peter.
- Yeah! High five!

369
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,026
Cool scar.

370
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,940
Ow, my balls!

371
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:23,162
Ow, my balls?

372
00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:25,500
Hey, my voice is back to normal.

373
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,100
Oh, well, look at that.

374
00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:29,180
I guess you can't sing
in the choir anymore.

375
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,580
I guess not.

376
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,410
Hey, you guys want to call a truce?

377
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:34,560
And maybe don't tell your
dads I beat you up?

378
00:19:34,570 --> 00:19:36,500
Yeah. That's probably a good idea.

379
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,160
Hey, why you guys so mean anyway?

380
00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:41,040
What did anybody ever do
to a bunch of choirboys?

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00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,180
Oh, my stars.

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400
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,960
Hi, I'm Lois Griffin.

401
00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:53,180
Please, before you buy one
of these pieces of equipment,

402
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,240
think about if it's gonna be
better than watching Ozark.

403
00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,290
Thank you.

404
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,959
Damn it! Who put that weight there?!

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